Total Medals Earned: 837 (From 129 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,905 Points
Medals Earned: 4/15 (30/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
defeat the fourth boss.
defeat the third boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (55/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Third page
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 7/21 (50/860 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
You oppose SOPA & PIPA
Medals Earned: 9/10 (100/105 points)
Medals Earned: 10/14 (95/120 points)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/290 points)
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
Cut Off a Conversation
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/250 points)
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 3/11 (105/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal